Four married guys go golfing over the
weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation
ensued. First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will
paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's
nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for
the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the
hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So
they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "That's
easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my
alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So
she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
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