"Galat Fehmi"

Bhai ko bhai sE juda kar deti hai
"GF"
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Biwi aur pati ke beech jhagde
paida kar deti hai"GF"
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Gharon me jhagda paida kar deti
hai"GF"
"GF"matlab -"Galat Fehmi"...... jo
is waqt aap ko hui hai!
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Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai.......

baja raha tha,

Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi!"

GULAAB JAAMUN

Suresh- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?
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Ramesh- Is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge...

Machchar k Baap

Katrina ki tea me 1 Machchar gira, Use Pata nahi chala aur usne peeli
Machchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur vo Behosh ho gayi
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Kaha- Tumhare pet me Mera Bachcha he......

Plz call me,

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

"TAXI"...!!!

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house..
Husband: "TAXI"...!!!

"Real Heart Touching Story"

"Real Heart Touching Story"
A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
Next Day He Asked About The Gift.
B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl: Very Tasty!

Two Beggers meet

Two Beggers meet
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Two Software Engineers meet
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Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
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Guess What???
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“So, Which Platform are you Working on?”

Bas Kro

Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun
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Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!

HUSBANDS!

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

PATNI

Bhagwan Harek Ke Ghar Jake Use Prem Nahi De Shakta..
Isliye Usne MAA Banai..
Ussi Tarah Harek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Saza Nahi De Sakte,
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Isliye PATNI Banayi!

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
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Pappu:Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mara ya mazaq say
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Girl: Gussey se
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Pappu: Aacha...... warna main aisa mazaaq bardast nahi karta!

*Sholay 2013*

*Sholay 2013*
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Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?
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Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...

Facebook Aur Fridge Me kya common hai?

Facebook Aur Fridge Me kya common hai?
Andar kuchi nahi hai pata hai,lekin 10baar kholke dekhte hai!!!!!!!

FACT of GOOGLE:

FACT of GOOGLE:
 50% of the people use it well.. as a search engine . . . . . . . . The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not..

Soon Weddings Will Be Like This!!

Soon Weddings Will Be Like This!! 


Priest: Do You Agree To Change Your Facebook Status From *Single* To *Married*??



 Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
 Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!


Priest: Congratz.. You Are Now Husband And Wife..
 You May Now Poke The Bride..
 And Don't Forget To Tag Me In The Wedding Pics..

mat ghabrao

Ek pagl tha
Itna pagl tha,

Bilkul pagl tha,

Jabardast pagl tha,

Bahut khatarnak pagl tha,

Lekin Aap mat ghabrao
Aapke samne to wo kuch b nhi tha.

Boys ka common sense zero hota hai

Boys ka common sense zero hota hai

Kaise???????

Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge
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"Priya I Love you"

Ab kya priya waha padhne jaati hai !!!!!!!!!

my Girlfriend.

Me : Will you be my Girlfriend.

She : Awwwwwwwkat me reh apni

अब आस्ट्रेलिया को बस एक ही इन्सान बचा सकता हैं

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अब आस्ट्रेलिया को बस एक ही इन्सान
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