love

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Chikne!

2020 K GIRL-Oye Dekh Yr Kya mal jaRaha h
0yeMurgey Tera No Ky H?

Ldka:Aap K Ghar Me BAAP,vAI NHi h KYA?

Ldki:Baap Vai H,Pr
Tu Nhi H na Chikne!

hm pakde gye

GirL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h

B0Y- Agr hm pakde gye to?

G- Mene tmara nmbr "Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,
1 Aadmi Bola- "Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"
Dusre passenger Ne Kaha- Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

Bura Waqt Aa raha hai.

Wife: Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?
Husband: Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.
Wife: Q?
Husband: Log Kehte Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa raha hai.

Difference btw a boy & a girl

Difference btw a boy & a girl


A boy started using Fb since 10th May 2008 and has 263 friends..!!
 .. .. His Gf started using FB since 19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517 friends WTF !!

"MODEL"

"SHADI' Karne Ke Baad Aur
"MOBILE" Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat Ke
Afsos Hota Hai.
Ke
Kuch Din Ruk Jata To Aur Accha
"MODEL" Mill Jata.

Most emotional line said by a boy

Most emotional line said by a boy

jo kehti thi tujhe dil mein lock kr diya
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wah wah wah
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aaj usi kamini ne facebook pe block kr
diya

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr

in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

Sardar returns book to library

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

U.S.A. asked to Sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!

Sardar Get Engaged

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"

In aptitude testSardar Ji

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

ek sradar sochta raha

ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.