A good teacher according to students is 1 who

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The StudentsBy Teaching While They Are Talking

PRINICIPAL

PRINICIPAL:Apne Bachhe Ko Jara
Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT:Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke
SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai-
"Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila".

'I Love U

Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?
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Student- Simple Mam..
Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer
Aur
Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

PHATAPHAT..

Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.
Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
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Student- PHATAPHAT..

College life

College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time,
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de!!

Answers in Exams by non medical student

Answers in Exams by non medical
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!

FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS

FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS



Boy:- Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya?
Yamraj- Dimag mat chat...
March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h.....

ITEM..............

TEACHER- Pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao?
BOY- Mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO
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BOY- Mendak ki mummy,
Mendak ka papa,
Mendak ki behan,
Mendak ka bhai,
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Mendak ki ITEM..............

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA...

Teacher To KG Kid: How Many Months AreThere In A Year...?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow... How Do You Know...?
Kid: Baara Mahine Mein Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyar Jatao'n Ga Re...
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA....

Same Here Dude..

Prof 2 Student: What Is Attention DeficitHyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga Volsga..
Professor: I Didn't Get You.
Student: Same Here Dude..!

Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko....

TEACHER- "It's better to fail than to cheat"
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STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"
Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko....

LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER

LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER

Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.

Life is like a note book,

Life is like a note book,
2 pages are already written by GOD,
1st page is birth,
Last page is death,
Centre pages are empty,
Fill them with smile and love.....

I don’t hate school

I don’t hate school
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I just hate the teachers, the homework, the
exams and waking up early in the morning.

This is our Student life.

Fights 4 Friends,
Joyful trips,
Exam fever,
Suspense of result,
Insufficient Money,
Parody of teachers,
Bunking classes,
Gossip about affairs,
Carefree laugh,
All time cafe,
This is our Student life.
The best period of the life

Dedicated 2 all Science Studnts

Dedicated 2 all Science Studnts *Fact Of thr Lyf* tumne bhot khushi khushi 11th me Science Li..
Aur uske bad..
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Aur uske baad Science ne tumhari Li!!

5 points thät pröve "U r a Nörmäl College Student"

5 points thät pröve "U r a Nörmäl College Student"
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-"Kal se pakka".
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled,coz its true..

PLEDGE collge boys:

PLEDGE collge boys:

India is my nation
Girls are my destination
Dating is my occupation
Sighting is my profession
In between,
wat the hell is dis Education

In Examination Hall

In Examination Hall, How do boys Manage the Time......
1. Watching the girls around.
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.
5. Reading evrything writen on benches.
6. Feelings for wasting yesterday nite.
7. Dreaming to study well for nxt xam.
8. Calculating again &again d Marks he can get, out of watever he has writen.
9. Thinking abusive words for the paper setter..
10. Watching d blank ans. Sheets

Life of a student:

Life of a student:

Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, lekin saala mood nahi!