failed

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..

That's Great Yaar..

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number!

Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.

Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.



Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?

kal teri shadi h

Snta-kal teri shadi h aur tu udas h?

Bnta-yaar ladki walo ne kaha hain ki barati kam lana.

Snta-toh?
Bnta-abe yar,pata nhi papa muje le jayenge ki nhi

Santa was reading financial times..

Santa was reading financial times..
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Headlines: “Microsoft buys Whatsapp
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Santa – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyoon,
Download Kar Leta

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega?

Hum To Kirayedar Hain

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

Santa thinking

Teacher: Giv 1 English wrd for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?

Santa thinking
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Santa makes cal 2 airport

Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??

Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?

Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.

Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!

Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..

Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"