A farmer dies and goes to hell. While down
there the Devil notices that a farmer is not suffering like the rest.
He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80 percent
humidity. So the Devil goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so
happy. The farmer says, "I like it here, the temperature is just like
plowing my fields in June."
The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's
answer, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and
the humidity to 90 percent.
After turning everything up he goes
looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as
can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy. The
farmer says, "This is even better, it's like pulling weeds in the fields
during July."
The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the
farmer suffer, so he turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity
to 100 percent.
Once again, he goes looking for the farmer, and
finds him sitting on the floor -- even happier than before! The farmer
turns to the Devil and says, "This is great, it's just like working in
the silo with my friends in August."
The Devil says, "That's it,
I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns the temperature down to 25
degrees and sets the weather control to SNOW. "Lets see what the farmer
has to say about this."
A little while later, the Devil finds the
farmer - only nowhe's jumping up and down for joy and yelling, "The
Packers have finally won the Superbowl!"
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