College life

College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time,
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de!!

Answers in Exams by non medical student

Answers in Exams by non medical
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!

baja raha tha,

Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi!"

GULAAB JAAMUN

Suresh- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?
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Ramesh- Is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge...

Machchar k Baap

Katrina ki tea me 1 Machchar gira, Use Pata nahi chala aur usne peeli
Machchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur vo Behosh ho gayi
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Kaha- Tumhare pet me Mera Bachcha he......

failed

Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..

DIstuRbancE

YOur sMs R nOt My DIstuRbancE But..... The DistuRbancE iS YOur SiLeNce..... SO dOn't distUrb Me Please !!!.-)

That's Great Yaar..

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number!

Plz call me,

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS

FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS



Boy:- Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya?
Yamraj- Dimag mat chat...
March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h.....

"TAXI"...!!!

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house..
Husband: "TAXI"...!!!

ITEM..............

TEACHER- Pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao?
BOY- Mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO
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BOY- Mendak ki mummy,
Mendak ka papa,
Mendak ki behan,
Mendak ka bhai,
or
Mendak ki ITEM..............