Nasha mohabbat ka ho ya sharab ka,
Hosh dono me kho jata hai,
Fark sirf itna hai,
Sharab sula deta hai,
Mohabbat rula deta hai.
Hosh dono me kho jata hai,
Fark sirf itna hai,
Sharab sula deta hai,
Mohabbat rula deta hai.
Monday, 4 November 2013
A good teacher according to students is 1 who
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The StudentsBy Teaching While They Are Talking
PRINICIPAL
PRINICIPAL:Apne Bachhe Ko Jara
Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT:Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke
SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai-
"Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila".
"Galat Fehmi"
Bhai ko bhai sE juda kar deti hai
"GF"
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Biwi aur pati ke beech jhagde
paida kar deti hai"GF"
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Gharon me jhagda paida kar deti
hai"GF"
"GF"matlab -"Galat Fehmi"...... jo
is waqt aap ko hui hai!
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Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai.......
love
I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
Ooh LA-LA Ooh LA-LA,,..,,
Frndship means:
U Hapy,I Hapy.
U sad,I Sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh,I laugh.
U fal dwn in nala,I dance
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_/"\_ Ooh LA-LA Ooh LA-LA,,..,,
U Hapy,I Hapy.
U sad,I Sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh,I laugh.
U fal dwn in nala,I dance
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_/"\_ Ooh LA-LA Ooh LA-LA,,..,,
You
Life without You is like
Twitter without follower
Youtube without videos
Facebook without likes
And Google with no results
Twitter without follower
Youtube without videos
Facebook without likes
And Google with no results
'I Love U
Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?
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Student- Simple Mam..
Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer
Aur
Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer
Good MORNING...!
Ae item chal uth!!
Suraj ugela h.
Chand dubela h.
Mast Flowr khilela h.
Jhakas Mahol banela h..
Bole to Apun Tere ko
Rapchik Gud Morng Bhejela h!
Good MORNING...!
Suraj ugela h.
Chand dubela h.
Mast Flowr khilela h.
Jhakas Mahol banela h..
Bole to Apun Tere ko
Rapchik Gud Morng Bhejela h!
Good MORNING...!
Chikne!
2020 K GIRL-Oye Dekh Yr Kya mal jaRaha h
0yeMurgey Tera No Ky H?
Ldka:Aap K Ghar Me BAAP,vAI NHi h KYA?
Ldki:Baap Vai H,Pr
Tu Nhi H na Chikne!
0yeMurgey Tera No Ky H?
Ldka:Aap K Ghar Me BAAP,vAI NHi h KYA?
Ldki:Baap Vai H,Pr
Tu Nhi H na Chikne!
falling in love
Meeting you was fate, becoming Your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control!!!
PHATAPHAT..
Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.
Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
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Student- PHATAPHAT..
Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
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Student- PHATAPHAT..
College life
College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time,
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de!!
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time,
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de!!
Answers in Exams by non medical student
Answers in Exams by non medical
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!
student- LOL
1. Antibody - One who hates his
body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a
Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of
Playing Cards .!
baja raha tha,
Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi!"
GULAAB JAAMUN
Suresh- Mere jamun k ped k niche Gulab ka ped kyu laga rahe ho?
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Ramesh- Is liye ki Dono ped milkar hame GULAAB JAAMUN Denge...
Machchar k Baap
Katrina ki tea me 1 Machchar gira, Use Pata nahi chala aur usne peeli
Machchar k Baap ne kuch kaha aur vo Behosh ho gayi
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Kaha- Tumhare pet me Mera Bachcha he......
failed
Santa: yaar banta,
Sir ka msg aaya hai,
Ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?
Banta: "message sending failed"
Likh ke bhej de..
DIstuRbancE
YOur sMs R nOt My DIstuRbancE But..... The DistuRbancE iS YOur SiLeNce..... SO dOn't distUrb Me Please !!!.-)
That's Great Yaar..
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That's Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number!
Plz call me,
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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GADHA mar jayega
Sunday, 3 November 2013
FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS
FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS
Boy:- Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya?
Yamraj- Dimag mat chat...
March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h.....
Boy:- Yamraj ji mujhe Waqt se pahle kyu Utha liya?
Yamraj- Dimag mat chat...
March me Closing hai or balance sheet match ni ho ri h.....
"TAXI"...!!!
After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house..
Husband: "TAXI"...!!!
ITEM..............
TEACHER- Pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao?
BOY- Mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO
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BOY- Mendak ki mummy,
Mendak ka papa,
Mendak ki behan,
Mendak ka bhai,
or
Mendak ki ITEM..............
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA...
Teacher To KG Kid: How Many Months AreThere In A Year...?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow... How Do You Know...?
Kid: Baara Mahine Mein Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyar Jatao'n Ga Re...
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA....
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow... How Do You Know...?
Kid: Baara Mahine Mein Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko Pyar Jatao'n Ga Re...
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA....
Same Here Dude..
Prof 2 Student: What Is Attention DeficitHyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga Volsga..
Professor: I Didn't Get You.
Student: Same Here Dude..!
"Real Heart Touching Story"
"Real Heart Touching Story"
A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
Next Day He Asked About The Gift.
B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl: Very Tasty!
Two Beggers meet
Two Beggers meet
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Two Software Engineers meet
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Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
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Guess What???
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“So, Which Platform are you Working on?”
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Two Software Engineers meet
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Both asked the same Question to Each other.!
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Guess What???
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“So, Which Platform are you Working on?”
hm pakde gye
GirL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h
B0Y- Agr hm pakde gye to?
G- Mene tmara nmbr "Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!
B0Y- Agr hm pakde gye to?
G- Mene tmara nmbr "Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!
Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?
Bas Kro
Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun
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Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!
Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,
Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,
1 Aadmi Bola- "Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"
Dusre passenger Ne Kaha- Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..
Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko....
TEACHER- "It's better to fail than to cheat"
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STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"
Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko....
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STUDENT- "LOL No, it's better to cheat than to repeat"
Ab kya kahe aaj kal k bachho ko....
HUSBANDS!
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
PATNI
Bhagwan Harek Ke Ghar Jake Use Prem Nahi De Shakta..
Isliye Usne MAA Banai..
Ussi Tarah Harek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Saza Nahi De Sakte,
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Isliye PATNI Banayi!
Bura Waqt Aa raha hai.
Wife: Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?
Husband: Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.
Wife: Q?
Husband: Log Kehte Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa raha hai.
Ek sachcha dil
Ek sachcha dil sab ke paas hota hai,
Fir kyu nhi sab pe vishwas hota hai.
Insan chahe kitna bhi simple ho,
Wo kisi na kisi ke liye jarur khas hota hai.
Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
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Pappu:Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mara ya mazaq say
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Girl: Gussey se
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Pappu: Aacha...... warna main aisa mazaaq bardast nahi karta!
*Sholay 2013*
*Sholay 2013*
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Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?
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Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...
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Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?
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Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...
Facebook Aur Fridge Me kya common hai?
Facebook Aur Fridge Me kya common hai?
Andar kuchi nahi hai pata hai,lekin 10baar kholke dekhte hai!!!!!!!
Andar kuchi nahi hai pata hai,lekin 10baar kholke dekhte hai!!!!!!!
FACT of GOOGLE:
FACT of GOOGLE:
50% of the people use it well.. as a search engine . . . . . . . . The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not..
50% of the people use it well.. as a search engine . . . . . . . . The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not..
Difference btw a boy & a girl
Difference btw a boy & a girl
A boy started using Fb since 10th May 2008 and has 263 friends..!!
.. .. His Gf started using FB since 19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517 friends WTF !!
"MODEL"
"SHADI' Karne Ke Baad Aur
"MOBILE" Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat Ke
Afsos Hota Hai.
Ke
Kuch Din Ruk Jata To Aur Accha
"MODEL" Mill Jata.
"MOBILE" Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat Ke
Afsos Hota Hai.
Ke
Kuch Din Ruk Jata To Aur Accha
"MODEL" Mill Jata.
Cutest Love Story Of FaceBook
Cutest Love Story Of FaceBook
Girl: Will you ever hurt me??
Boy: Hmmmm, i will....
Girl: really??
Boy: the only way i could hurt you is by hugging you too tight
Girl: Will you ever hurt me??
Boy: Hmmmm, i will....
Girl: really??
Boy: the only way i could hurt you is by hugging you too tight
Soon Weddings Will Be Like This!!
Soon Weddings Will Be Like This!!
Priest: Do You Agree To Change Your Facebook Status From *Single* To *Married*??
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Priest: Congratz.. You Are Now Husband And Wife..
You May Now Poke The Bride..
And Don't Forget To Tag Me In The Wedding Pics..
LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER
LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER
Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.
Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.
Jahan Tu
"Hum"To Tujhe
Chahte Hain Har
Pal
Tu Bhi
Apne"Hone Ka
HaQ Jata De
Kuch
Aur Nahin To Kar
Itna Karam
Jahan Tu
Yaad"Na Aaye
> Wo
Jagah Bata De.
Chahte Hain Har
Pal
Tu Bhi
Apne"Hone Ka
HaQ Jata De
Kuch
Aur Nahin To Kar
Itna Karam
Jahan Tu
Yaad"Na Aaye
> Wo
Jagah Bata De.
Ek Fishpot Me 10 Fish Thi,
Ek Fishpot Me 10 Fish Thi,
To Usme Se Ek Fish Nikal Li To Pani Ka Level Badh Gaya Kyu ?
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Kyu Ki Baki 9 Fish Rone Lagi
bcoz..Hr Ek Frnd Zruri Hota Hai.
To Usme Se Ek Fish Nikal Li To Pani Ka Level Badh Gaya Kyu ?
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Kyu Ki Baki 9 Fish Rone Lagi
bcoz..Hr Ek Frnd Zruri Hota Hai.
Life is like a note book,
Life is like a note book,
2 pages are already written by GOD,
1st page is birth,
Last page is death,
Centre pages are empty,
Fill them with smile and love.....
2 pages are already written by GOD,
1st page is birth,
Last page is death,
Centre pages are empty,
Fill them with smile and love.....
ye kya hua
ye kya hua? khud apne hi najaroin me gir gaye. ye umer nahi pyar ki to aisa kaise ho gaya. sach kaha he pyar umer nahi dekhata yahi sochke ham aap ke paas aa gaye hai.
kal teri shadi h
Snta-kal teri shadi h aur tu udas h?
Bnta-yaar ladki walo ne kaha hain ki barati kam lana.
Snta-toh?
Bnta-abe yar,pata nhi papa muje le jayenge ki nhi
Bnta-yaar ladki walo ne kaha hain ki barati kam lana.
Snta-toh?
Bnta-abe yar,pata nhi papa muje le jayenge ki nhi
Uski zindgi ka
Uski zindgi ka har Ek lamha suhana ho
Jholi me uski khushiyo ka khzana ho
Nya mile sub kuch usko har pal
Bus ek mera saath hi uske liye purana ho.
Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho
Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho
mood hua to baat karte ho.
Ek jamana tha jab aap itne sms karte the,
Ab to yaad bhi humare sms k baad karte ho .....!;-(
mood hua to baat karte ho.
Ek jamana tha jab aap itne sms karte the,
Ab to yaad bhi humare sms k baad karte ho .....!;-(
mat ghabrao
Ek pagl tha
Itna pagl tha,
Bilkul pagl tha,
Jabardast pagl tha,
Bahut khatarnak pagl tha,
Lekin Aap mat ghabrao
Aapke samne to wo kuch b nhi tha.
Itna pagl tha,
Bilkul pagl tha,
Jabardast pagl tha,
Bahut khatarnak pagl tha,
Lekin Aap mat ghabrao
Aapke samne to wo kuch b nhi tha.
I jus smiled :)
Sum joys r better expressed in silence..
Lyk a smile holds more meanin dan laughter.
i asked myself,did i njoy meetin u in my lyf..
& trust me.
I jus smiled :)
pyaar is dil me
Dil dard k samander me doob gaya,
magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
tha itna pyaar is dil me ki uske bagair kabar me bhi soya na gaya
Bst Line By A True Frnd After Getting Angry Wid Bst Frnd-
Bst Line By A True Frnd After Getting Angry Wid Bst Frnd-
"Ja Mene Tuje Maaf Kiya B'coz Tune
Jitna Rulaya Usse Zayada To Hum Sath Me Hase THE.!
"Ja Mene Tuje Maaf Kiya B'coz Tune
Jitna Rulaya Usse Zayada To Hum Sath Me Hase THE.!
Boys ka common sense zero hota hai
Boys ka common sense zero hota hai
Kaise???????
Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge
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"Priya I Love you"
Ab kya priya waha padhne jaati hai !!!!!!!!!
Chaha hai sache dil se
Maana hai lakh buraiyan mujhme,par ek toh achhai hai…
Baat jo thi ab tak dil mein, Aaj wahi juban pe aaye hai…
Chaha hai sache dil se maine toh tujhko…
Ek tu hi hai wo jisne ye shayari mujhe sikhkai hai…
Baat jo thi ab tak dil mein, Aaj wahi juban pe aaye hai…
Chaha hai sache dil se maine toh tujhko…
Ek tu hi hai wo jisne ye shayari mujhe sikhkai hai…
अब आस्ट्रेलिया को बस एक ही इन्सान बचा सकता हैं
रोहित शर्मा ने तो दिखा दी आज अपनी...
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अब आस्ट्रेलिया को बस एक ही इन्सान
बचा सकता हैं और वो हैं...
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ईशान्त शर्मा
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अब आस्ट्रेलिया को बस एक ही इन्सान
बचा सकता हैं और वो हैं...
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ईशान्त शर्मा
festival of lights
Hearty wishes to you and your family on the festival of lights
May all your happiness light up and sorrows burn out....
!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
!_!""!_!Diwali
May all your happiness light up and sorrows burn out....
!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
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!"!__!"! APPY
!_!""!_!Diwali
DIWALI DHAMAKA
DIWALI DHAMAKA
. . . . Offer. . . .
Muje Sms Pe Sms Karo Aur Jito 8 Lakh Ki Car
Ki Photo...
32 Inch Lcd Tv
Ka Box..
Aur....
Mere Sath Dinner Ka Mouka,
Wo Bhi Aapke Ghar...
Aur 3 Lucky Winers Ko Milega,
Mere Phon Me Har Hafte
Rs.100 Balence Karvane Ka Mouka.
(To Der Na Kre)
Offer Seemit Samay Tak Hai..
Enjoy Today....!!!
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Muje Sms Pe Sms Karo Aur Jito 8 Lakh Ki Car
Ki Photo...
32 Inch Lcd Tv
Ka Box..
Aur....
Mere Sath Dinner Ka Mouka,
Wo Bhi Aapke Ghar...
Aur 3 Lucky Winers Ko Milega,
Mere Phon Me Har Hafte
Rs.100 Balence Karvane Ka Mouka.
(To Der Na Kre)
Offer Seemit Samay Tak Hai..
Enjoy Today....!!!
WiShInG U A VeRy HaPpY DiWaLi In BoLlYwOoD StYlE ;)
WiShInG U A VeRy HaPpY DiWaLi In BoLlYwOoD StYlE ;)
Chakali ko Thoda Round Ghumake,
Chivada ko Thoda Tikha Banake ,
Ladu ko Gol Gol Banake,
Aajao Saare Mood Banake
All The Laxmi fans,
Diwali....
Don't Miss the Chance,
Diawli....
Chakali Dance,
Chivada Dance,
Laadu Dance,
Chakali Dance......!!
Nashte me jab ye Khane Milega,
On the Spot Khana Padega,
Happy Diwali Bolna Padega...
Patake Bhi Fodna Padega....❄
All the Laxmi fan's...
Diwali....
Dont miss the chance,
Diwali....
Ladu Dance,
Peda Dance,
Barfi Dance,
Ladu Dance,
Ladu Dance,
Peda Dance,
Barfi Dance....
Ladu DancE. . .
Happy Diwali to you and your family..
May this Diwali bring
Infinite Little Lamps Of Joy
To Be Lit In Your Life,
To Erase The Darkness,
Bring Brightness And Merriment,
Prosperity And Love,
Peace And Happiness…
Happy Diwali to you and your family..
Infinite Little Lamps Of Joy
To Be Lit In Your Life,
To Erase The Darkness,
Bring Brightness And Merriment,
Prosperity And Love,
Peace And Happiness…
Happy Diwali to you and your family..
Happy Diwali
Light a lamp of love!
Blast a chain of sorrow!
Shoot a rocket of prosperity!
Fire a flowerpot of happiness!
Happy Diwali
=)) !!! Happy Diwali ({}) !!!
Pataka fodne se ek raat ki Diwali..
Pataka patane se har raat ki Diwali..
Faisla apka hai ;)
=)) !!! Happy Diwali ({}) !!!
Pataka patane se har raat ki Diwali..
Faisla apka hai ;)
=)) !!! Happy Diwali ({}) !!!
Saturday, 2 November 2013
I bet u will love it..
I bet u will love it..
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"Bus se utar kar pocket me haath
daala.. main shocked ho gya !!
Meri pocket kat chuki thi... í ½í¸
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Pocket mein tha bhi kyaa..??
Kul Rs 150/- aur ek khat ..!!
Jo maine apni maa ko likha tha diwali ki wishes k liye and meri
naukari khatam ho gayi hai.. abhii paise
nhi bhej paunga ye batane k liye..!!
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3 din se... woh postcard meri pocket
mein pada tha !! Post karne ko mann
nhii kar raha tha..!!
Waise toh Rs 150/- koi bada amount
nahin tha lekin jis ki naukari chali gayi
ho uske liye Rs 150/-, Rs 1500/- se kam
nahin hote...!!!
í ½í¸
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Kuch din guzre. Maa ka khat mila.
Padhne se pehle main seham sa gaya.
Zarur paise bhejne ko likha hoga...!!!
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Lekin khat padhkar main shocked ho
gaya.
Maa ne likha tha - "Beta, tera Rs 500/-
ka bheja hua money order mil gaya
hai..!!
Tu kitna accha hai. Paise bhejne mein
kabhi laaparvaahi nahin karta..
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Main issi soch mein pad gya ki aakhir
money order bheja toh bheja kisne...??
í ½í¸§í ½í¸
Kucch din baad... ek aur letter mila.
Badi bekaar handwriting thi.. badi
mushkil se padh paaya..
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Us mein likha tha..
"Bhai Rs 150/- tumhare aur Rs 350/-
apni taraf se milakar maine tumhari
maa ko money order bhej dia hai...!!
Fikar na karna.. Maa toh sab ki ek jaisi
hoti hai naa..!! Wo kyun bhukhi
rahe..??"
Tumhara - pick pockter bhai..
Nd happy diwali bhai
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Moral - Aadmi Chahe Jitna Bhi Bura
Kaam Kyu Naa Karta Ho.. Par MAA Ke
Liye Feelings Sab Ki Ek Jaisi Hii Hoti
Hain... í ½í¸
Full form of Mummy...
M - Maa
U - U live
M - Many
M - More
Y. - Years
HIT LIKE IF U HAVE D SAME.FEALING FR
UR MOM
Happy dipawali to all of my swt page member
ek like to banta hai na is post k liye?
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"Bus se utar kar pocket me haath
daala.. main shocked ho gya !!
Meri pocket kat chuki thi... í ½í¸
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Pocket mein tha bhi kyaa..??
Kul Rs 150/- aur ek khat ..!!
Jo maine apni maa ko likha tha diwali ki wishes k liye and meri
naukari khatam ho gayi hai.. abhii paise
nhi bhej paunga ye batane k liye..!!
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3 din se... woh postcard meri pocket
mein pada tha !! Post karne ko mann
nhii kar raha tha..!!
Waise toh Rs 150/- koi bada amount
nahin tha lekin jis ki naukari chali gayi
ho uske liye Rs 150/-, Rs 1500/- se kam
nahin hote...!!!
í ½í¸
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Kuch din guzre. Maa ka khat mila.
Padhne se pehle main seham sa gaya.
Zarur paise bhejne ko likha hoga...!!!
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Lekin khat padhkar main shocked ho
gaya.
Maa ne likha tha - "Beta, tera Rs 500/-
ka bheja hua money order mil gaya
hai..!!
Tu kitna accha hai. Paise bhejne mein
kabhi laaparvaahi nahin karta..
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Main issi soch mein pad gya ki aakhir
money order bheja toh bheja kisne...??
í ½í¸§í ½í¸
Kucch din baad... ek aur letter mila.
Badi bekaar handwriting thi.. badi
mushkil se padh paaya..
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Us mein likha tha..
"Bhai Rs 150/- tumhare aur Rs 350/-
apni taraf se milakar maine tumhari
maa ko money order bhej dia hai...!!
Fikar na karna.. Maa toh sab ki ek jaisi
hoti hai naa..!! Wo kyun bhukhi
rahe..??"
Tumhara - pick pockter bhai..
Nd happy diwali bhai
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Moral - Aadmi Chahe Jitna Bhi Bura
Kaam Kyu Naa Karta Ho.. Par MAA Ke
Liye Feelings Sab Ki Ek Jaisi Hii Hoti
Hain... í ½í¸
Full form of Mummy...
M - Maa
U - U live
M - Many
M - More
Y. - Years
HIT LIKE IF U HAVE D SAME.FEALING FR
UR MOM
Happy dipawali to all of my swt page member
ek like to banta hai na is post k liye?
Friday, 1 November 2013
SAFE!!
A good frnd-
Not easy to obtain..
Once obtained-
Difficult to maintain..
Once lost-
Impossible to regain..
Moral:-
KEEP ME SAFE!!
Not easy to obtain..
Once obtained-
Difficult to maintain..
Once lost-
Impossible to regain..
Moral:-
KEEP ME SAFE!!
Friendship isn-t about
Friendship isn-t about "i m sorry"
its about "kamine teri ghalti hai"
Its not about "m here 4u"
its about "kahan hai kaminey"
Its not about "i understand"
its about "sab teri wajah se hua hai manhoos"
Its not about "i care 4u"
its about "kamino mujhe chor k kaha jaogey"
Its not about "im happy 4 ur success"
its about " chal beta party de
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls
If You-ve Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don-t Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls
If You-ve Any Of d Above Symptoms, Don-t Panic
Just Turn 2 GOD n Thank HIM 4 Blessing You Wid d Best Illness Of d World
P E O P L E
P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,
For What
Y O U
Have . !!
But .
F R I E N D S
Come To
Y O U
For What
Y O U
Are !!
Story:" Once a boy was smoking atairport
Story:" Once a boy was smoking atairport
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Girl asked:" 1 din me kitne cigrettepeete ho.. ??
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Boy:" bachpan se roz 4..
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Girl:" Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti..
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Boy:" Aap cigrete peeti hein..??
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Girl:" No..
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Boy:" To kya wo car apki hai..??
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Girl:" No..
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Boy:" Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai..
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MORAL:" zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti
hai...
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Girl asked:" 1 din me kitne cigrettepeete ho.. ??
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Boy:" bachpan se roz 4..
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Girl:" Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti..
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Boy:" Aap cigrete peeti hein..??
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Girl:" No..
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Boy:" To kya wo car apki hai..??
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Girl:" No..
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Boy:" Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai..
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MORAL:" zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti
hai...
I don’t hate school
I don’t hate school
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I just hate the teachers, the homework, the
exams and waking up early in the morning.
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I just hate the teachers, the homework, the
exams and waking up early in the morning.
WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?
WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?
OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.
OnE wHo aTtEnDs ThE WaItInG CalL oF A fRiEnD wHeN LoVeR Is in ThE LiNe.
"REAL FRIENDS" (:
Many ppl give U
"Crying Tears n Laughing Smiles"
But
Dere r few ppl who give U "Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles"
Those very few r called
"REAL FRIENDS" (:
"Crying Tears n Laughing Smiles"
But
Dere r few ppl who give U "Laughing Tears n Crying Smiles"
Those very few r called
"REAL FRIENDS" (:
thnx fr being ma frnd
Startz wid
"hi"
Changez to "wassup"
Growz to
"oye pagal"
Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"
Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&
finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd
"hi"
Changez to "wassup"
Growz to
"oye pagal"
Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"
Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&
finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd
I Need You Idiot
If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.
Just Hug Each Other and Say:
I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..
Just Put aside you Egos.
Just Hug Each Other and Say:
I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..
B Ur Friend
ALLAH created me to B Ur Friend
He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH-s choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky
He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on ALLAH-s choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky
Friends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!
Friends r da cutest,lovble idiots in dis world!!!
Bcoz they can die for friendship at any instant
But At da same time,they wil demand a treat for Dying..
I am and always be your friend.
When true friendship blinds 2 indivisuals together,
That bond can never be broken
For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.
In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.
In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.
Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.
I am and always be your friend.
That bond can never be broken
For in times of confusion,
Ill be there to listen you.
In the time of sadness,
Ill be there to console you.
In the times of anger,
Ill be there to talk with you.
Even when you are confused,sad or anything.
Search your heart and I will be there.
I am and always be your friend.
This is our Student life.
Fights 4 Friends,
Joyful trips,
Exam fever,
Suspense of result,
Insufficient Money,
Parody of teachers,
Bunking classes,
Gossip about affairs,
Carefree laugh,
All time cafe,
This is our Student life.
The best period of the life
Sensational ATTITUDE
Sensational ATTITUDE
I Can Prove
That
My FRIENDS Are
PERFECT
Because
I M The BEST
Example Of Their
CHOICE
I Can Prove
That
My FRIENDS Are
PERFECT
Because
I M The BEST
Example Of Their
CHOICE
T r U t H !.!.!
T r U t H !.!.!
The Day Your
F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Stop Bringing Their
Problems To You
Is The Day You Have
Lost Command Over
Their HEARTS
The Day Your
F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Stop Bringing Their
Problems To You
Is The Day You Have
Lost Command Over
Their HEARTS
दिवाली स्पेशल जोक.....
दिवाली स्पेशल जोक.....
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पति पत्नी में जबरदस्त लड़ाई हुई....
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दो दिन तक बीवी का मुंह फूला रहा...
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पति ने पूछा - तुम इतनी देर तक नाराज कैसे रह लेती हो ???
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पत्नी - रहूंगी ही ना..... तुम मुझे मनाते ही नहीं.....
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पति ------- तुम क्या दिवाली हो जो तुम्हे "मनाऊं"" ???????
(दुबारा झगडा चालू)...
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पति पत्नी में जबरदस्त लड़ाई हुई....
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दो दिन तक बीवी का मुंह फूला रहा...
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पति ने पूछा - तुम इतनी देर तक नाराज कैसे रह लेती हो ???
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पत्नी - रहूंगी ही ना..... तुम मुझे मनाते ही नहीं.....
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पति ------- तुम क्या दिवाली हो जो तुम्हे "मनाऊं"" ???????
(दुबारा झगडा चालू)...
Tujhe Chaha
Tujhe Chaha, to kya Khata ki
humne
Ek tere leye Duniya hi Bhula
di humne
Too phir bhi Rakhta hai
Shikayat humse
Sajdon me tujhe pane ki Dua
ki humne
Jab se mila tumhara sath hame
Jaana
Tab se har Tamanna hi mita di
humne
Ek Aadat si ho gayi tumhe Yaad
karne ki
Tere liye to apni Hasti hi
Ganwa di humne...
humne
Ek tere leye Duniya hi Bhula
di humne
Too phir bhi Rakhta hai
Shikayat humse
Sajdon me tujhe pane ki Dua
ki humne
Jab se mila tumhara sath hame
Jaana
Tab se har Tamanna hi mita di
humne
Ek Aadat si ho gayi tumhe Yaad
karne ki
Tere liye to apni Hasti hi
Ganwa di humne...
Most emotional line said by a boy
Most emotional line said by a boy
jo kehti thi tujhe dil mein lock kr diya
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wah wah wah
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aaj usi kamini ne facebook pe block kr
diya
jo kehti thi tujhe dil mein lock kr diya
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wah wah wah
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aaj usi kamini ne facebook pe block kr
diya
EK BAAT BOLU
EK BAAT BOLU
NaraZ mat hona
Bol du
Soch lo
Hum
Tumse
bahut
Pyar
se keh rahe hain
sMs kr diya kro nhi to.mobile chori krwa denge.
NaraZ mat hona
Bol du
Soch lo
Hum
Tumse
bahut
Pyar
se keh rahe hain
sMs kr diya kro nhi to.mobile chori krwa denge.
Dosto ki Bhavnaaye.. .
Dosto ki Bhavnaaye.. .
EXPRESSION OF HAPPINESS-
1st frnd- Oye meri gf ban gyi,
2nd frnd- hatt saale jhuta, shakal dekhi hai apni.
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EXPRESSION OF ANGER-
1st- Abey sale fir pitt ke aa gaya.
2nd- Abey aankho me dhul chali gayi varna muh tod deta sale ka..
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EXpression of help..
1st- Oye yaar zara vaha chaliyo. .
2nd- Pahle bata kuch khilayega kya..,,
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No one is more cheap than
our
frnds, sab kamine hote hai,
but still we love 2 be wid
demcoz in the end they r the most
irritating but precious joyful
part of our lyf..!!
EXPRESSION OF HAPPINESS-
1st frnd- Oye meri gf ban gyi,
2nd frnd- hatt saale jhuta, shakal dekhi hai apni.
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EXPRESSION OF ANGER-
1st- Abey sale fir pitt ke aa gaya.
2nd- Abey aankho me dhul chali gayi varna muh tod deta sale ka..
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EXpression of help..
1st- Oye yaar zara vaha chaliyo. .
2nd- Pahle bata kuch khilayega kya..,,
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No one is more cheap than
our
frnds, sab kamine hote hai,
but still we love 2 be wid
demcoz in the end they r the most
irritating but precious joyful
part of our lyf..!!
”MAY I HELP U?”
Zindgi 1 Railway Station H,
Pyaar 1 Train H
Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He
Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai
Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… ”MAY I HELP U?”
Pyaar 1 Train H
Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He
Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai
Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… ”MAY I HELP U?”
But We Cant Live Without These Idiots...
Why do we need Friends?
Simple..
* To pick us from Railway Station
at
2am.
* To kick us at midnight on ur
Birthday.
* To make fun of our new outfits.
* To get latest prints of movies.
* To call at 3am just to say
gud nite.
* For the endless treats.
* To irritate us with missed calls
when we are sleeping.
* Sending lot of msgs though we
dont reply.
* Or May be just to disclose him
first that u have crush on anybody !
But We Cant Live Without These Idiots...
Simple..
* To pick us from Railway Station
at
2am.
* To kick us at midnight on ur
Birthday.
* To make fun of our new outfits.
* To get latest prints of movies.
* To call at 3am just to say
gud nite.
* For the endless treats.
* To irritate us with missed calls
when we are sleeping.
* Sending lot of msgs though we
dont reply.
* Or May be just to disclose him
first that u have crush on anybody !
But We Cant Live Without These Idiots...
Socha na tha kabhi aisi dosti hogi
Socha na tha kabhi aisi dosti hogi
Sath mere aap jesi hasti hogi,
Jannat ki galiyo k khwab q dekhu,
Agar hum saare dost sath honge to nark me b masti hogi...
Sath mere aap jesi hasti hogi,
Jannat ki galiyo k khwab q dekhu,
Agar hum saare dost sath honge to nark me b masti hogi...
dosti kehte hain…
Jo har pal jalti rahe, use roshni
kehte hain,
Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi
kehte hain,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat
kehte hain,
Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti
kehte hain…
kehte hain,
Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi
kehte hain,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat
kehte hain,
Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti
kehte hain…
gm..
Night went.
Morning came.
All stars were hidden by the light of the sun. What a surprise still a beautiful star is reading my msg.!!
gm..
Morning came.
All stars were hidden by the light of the sun. What a surprise still a beautiful star is reading my msg.!!
gm..Good MorninG
KisS
KisS_KisS
KisS
KisS_KiSs
KisS
KisS_KisS
KisS
KIS-KISKo
BaTau Ki subah
Ho Gayi Hai.
Good MorninG
KisS_KisS
KisS
KisS_KiSs
KisS
KisS_KisS
KisS
KIS-KISKo
BaTau Ki subah
Ho Gayi Hai.
Good MorninG
Happy Diwali to my all frnds...
Diwali special :
Wife: Aapne bola tha k aap bina
reason ke sharab nahi piyenge.
Husband : Reason hai.
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Diwaali chal rhi hai,
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rocket jalaney ke liye khali bottle bhi to chaahiye...
Happy Diwali to my all frnds...
Wife: Aapne bola tha k aap bina
reason ke sharab nahi piyenge.
Husband : Reason hai.
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Diwaali chal rhi hai,
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rocket jalaney ke liye khali bottle bhi to chaahiye...
Happy Diwali to my all frnds...
gud mrng..
Morning is not only sunrise,But a beautiful miracle of God..That defeats darkness and spreads light..May this one be a beautiful day for YOU.
gud mrng...
gud mrng...
Dedicated 2 all Science Studnts
Dedicated 2 all Science Studnts *Fact Of thr Lyf* tumne bhot khushi khushi 11th me Science Li..
Aur uske bad..
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Aur uske baad Science ne tumhari Li!!
Aur uske bad..
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Aur uske baad Science ne tumhari Li!!
5 points thät pröve "U r a Nörmäl College Student"
5 points thät pröve "U r a Nörmäl College Student"
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-"Kal se pakka".
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled,coz its true..
1)Unnecessary talk on phone
2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-"Kal se pakka".
3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line.
4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends.
5)On each point U smiled,coz its true..
PALANG TOD
PALANG TOD
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Girlfriend : I'm Pregnant..
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Boyfriend : Is It Mine ?
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Girlfriend : Nahi BC,Undertaker Aaya Tha Ye
Kaand Karne..
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Girlfriend : I'm Pregnant..
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Boyfriend : Is It Mine ?
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Girlfriend : Nahi BC,Undertaker Aaya Tha Ye
Kaand Karne..
PLEDGE collge boys:
PLEDGE collge boys:
India is my nation
Girls are my destination
Dating is my occupation
Sighting is my profession
In between,
wat the hell is dis Education
India is my nation
Girls are my destination
Dating is my occupation
Sighting is my profession
In between,
wat the hell is dis Education
In Examination Hall
In Examination Hall, How do boys Manage the Time......
1. Watching the girls around.
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.
5. Reading evrything writen on benches.
6. Feelings for wasting yesterday nite.
7. Dreaming to study well for nxt xam.
8. Calculating again &again d Marks he can get, out of watever he has writen.
9. Thinking abusive words for the paper setter..
10. Watching d blank ans. Sheets
1. Watching the girls around.
2. Sighting the Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.
5. Reading evrything writen on benches.
6. Feelings for wasting yesterday nite.
7. Dreaming to study well for nxt xam.
8. Calculating again &again d Marks he can get, out of watever he has writen.
9. Thinking abusive words for the paper setter..
10. Watching d blank ans. Sheets
Life of a student:
Life of a student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, lekin saala mood nahi!
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, lekin saala mood nahi!
COLLEGE MEMORIES:
COLLEGE MEMORIES:
One sided love,
Silent Mode Mobiles,
Bus stand coMedies
Canteen foods,
Escape froM seMinars,
Last period galataas,
Birthday treats,
Last Minute preparation,
Over nėght study for next day exaM,
Friend-faMily functions,
Internal Marks probleM,
Mass bunk for a filM,
Waiting for feb14,
shortage of pocket Money
and attendance
those day willnever coMe again
One sided love,
Silent Mode Mobiles,
Bus stand coMedies
Canteen foods,
Escape froM seMinars,
Last period galataas,
Birthday treats,
Last Minute preparation,
Over nėght study for next day exaM,
Friend-faMily functions,
Internal Marks probleM,
Mass bunk for a filM,
Waiting for feb14,
shortage of pocket Money
and attendance
those day willnever coMe again
SAVE INDIA stop studing.!.
If all Indians start studing
all get good marks
but
jobs r limited
more unemployment
more youth suicides
more crime
SAVE INDIA
stop studing.!.
all get good marks
but
jobs r limited
more unemployment
more youth suicides
more crime
SAVE INDIA
stop studing.!.
"GONE"
The worlds best feeling comes wen v friends c a wonderful question paper in d examination hall & smile at each othr sayin,
"GONE"
"GONE"
Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha!
Kagaz ki kashti thi,
Pani ka kinara tha!
Khel ki masti thi,
DIL ye awara tha!
Kaha aa gaye is Samajdari ki Duniya me,
Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha!
Pani ka kinara tha!
Khel ki masti thi,
DIL ye awara tha!
Kaha aa gaye is Samajdari ki Duniya me,
Wo School ka Bachpana hi pyara tha!
EXAM!!!
The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is
The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!
While
The Shortest 5 Mins. is
The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
Isn-t it......
The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!!
While
The Shortest 5 Mins. is
The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
Isn-t it......
JOIN MBBS!
R U High Scoring Stdnt..
Kya Aap Acchhe Marks La-La Kr Bor Ho Chuke h..
Then,JOIN MBBS!
Marks Se No Marks,
Acchhe Marks Se Chutkara,
Fark Dekhiye 1st Test se..
Kya Aap Acchhe Marks La-La Kr Bor Ho Chuke h..
Then,JOIN MBBS!
Marks Se No Marks,
Acchhe Marks Se Chutkara,
Fark Dekhiye 1st Test se..
miss u all.
One fine day,all of us will get busy wid our lives,long working hours,no more classes,lectures,friends,teases & funs,SMS,wont have time 4 ourselves,on such a day,you-ll luk outside ur window alone & see da gud old memories flash you by nd you-ll get a smile wid a tear in ur eyez nd you-ll turn bak 2 ur work thinkin..I wish i could go back...Dis msg is 2 al my frndz who helped 2 create such memories,thank u 4 being a part of it..miss u all.
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE"
A Girl May Not Help U 2 Get Lot Of Marks.
But Marks May Help U 2 Get Lot Of Girls.
So Luv Ur Studies,Nt Girls
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE".
But Marks May Help U 2 Get Lot Of Girls.
So Luv Ur Studies,Nt Girls
"BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE".
School tym Frnz r d bst part of life!
So mny hands in 1 tiffin box.
So mny Frnz at 1 bench.
So mny calls on 1 bday Nyt.
So many tears 4 1 little fight.
School tym Frnz r d bst part of life!
So mny Frnz at 1 bench.
So mny calls on 1 bday Nyt.
So many tears 4 1 little fight.
School tym Frnz r d bst part of life!
Jai Engg!
Maths Question paper.
1.Prove That 100=6 ..
Students said, "Out of syllabus".
Engg Students simply start answering.
Let a=b
then Multiply both side by 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a = (100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100a-100b = 6a-6b
100 (a-b) = 6 (a-b)
100=6
Jai Engg!
1.Prove That 100=6 ..
Students said, "Out of syllabus".
Engg Students simply start answering.
Let a=b
then Multiply both side by 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a = (100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100a-100b = 6a-6b
100 (a-b) = 6 (a-b)
100=6
Jai Engg!
KG v/s 12th-
KG v/s 12th-
Kg: Kisi se dosti nai thi or ladka
ladki sb hath pakad kr chalte the,
12: Dosti b h or pyr b pr hath
pakdne se darte the.
Kg: Pencil,rubr,sharpnr,sb roz le
jate the,
12: Ek pen b dusri clas se mangne
jate the.
Kg: Lunch se pehle hand wash n
prayr krte the,
12: 3rd period me hi apna aur
frnds lunch khtm kr dete the.
Kg: Bag me hr subjct Ki copy dalte
the,
12: Hr subjct ki ek hi copy bnate
the,
Kg: Clas test me star milta tha,
12: Full moon hi naseeb hota tha.
3 aadmi marneke baad god ke paas"swarg or nark" ke dicigen ke liye pahoch jate hai..
3 aadmi marneke baad god ke paas"swarg or nark" ke dicigen ke liye pahoch jate hai..
,.........(sswarg ke darwajepar).........
@1st AADMI:-god me ek poojari hoon mene jindgibhar aap hi ki pooja ki hai muze andar aane de........
@GOD:-"nark me ja!"
@2nd AADMI:-god me ek doctor hoon mene
jindgibhar logoki sewaa ki hai muze under aane dijiye............
@GOD:-"nark me jaa"!
@3rd AADMI:-god maine"_______college" me
addmission liyaa tha......
@GOD:-bas kar pagle rulayega kya...........
..
Difference between insult & achievement
Difference between insult & achievement if you cry seeing your question paper its an insult , but if you make your teacher cry seeing your answer paper its achievement. ….
Feel best when
Feel good when somebody miss you…. Feel better when somebody love you….. Feel best when somebody never forgets you like me……!
that-s engg!
Prove:1Re=1ps
ENGG- solution:
LHS=1Re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0.1rS*0.1rS
=0.01rS
=1ps
FOUND ANY MISTAKE..
that-s engg!
-Vinu
SAY NO TO EXAMS!
Did u know that it takes about 10 million trees to make the paper that we use in our exams.... let us protect the noble cause of saving trees!
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"SAY NO TO EXAMS!"
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"SAY NO TO EXAMS!"
the rocking students assoctiation!
A sleeping lion
is stronger
thn a
barking dog.
so a
sleepng
studnt
is bettr
thn a
barking Lecturer.
-By,
the rocking students assoctiation!
Sleeping is improve ur genaral knwldge!
Teacher to sleepy student: Who Invented Steam Engine..
Student: What sir..
Teacher: Yes correct.
It-s James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur genaral knwldge!
Do u kno the basic difF betwin LuV & EXAM.
Do u kno the basic difF betwin LuV & EXAM.
Love:U hav so many thots,bt u can-t express.
Exam:U dnt hav a single thought,stil u hav 2 express
Sometimes situations makes
"Sometimes situations makes to hate ur Loved ones... But dont hate them.. Hate that Situation...!!"
looking at you.
The first time I saw you, I knew it was true,
I-d love you forever and that-s what I-ll do.
You don-t know what you do to me you don-t have a clue.
You have no idea what it-s like to be me, looking at you.
Believe it or not!
Believe it or not!
"If U are happy, U-ll remembr d person whom U love.
If U are sad, U-ll remembr d persn who loves U"
Aankho ki gehrayi ko
Aankho ki gehrayi ko samajh nahi pate
Labo se hum kuch bhi keh nahi pate..
Mere dil ki baat kis tarah karu tumse
Ki tum hi wo jiske bina jee nai pate..
I-m d only Friend of Urs.
I thought
I-m d only Friend of Urs.
But behind U.,
I found a large crowd.
I complained to God.
But realised..
HE too was in d Queue
I-m d only Friend of Urs.
But behind U.,
I found a large crowd.
I complained to God.
But realised..
HE too was in d Queue
I love you
What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you , I love you
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