Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr

in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run? 
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

Sardar returns book to library

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

U.S.A. asked to Sardar

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!

Sardar Get Engaged

Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"

In aptitude testSardar Ji

In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

ek sradar sochta raha

ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????

A sardar married to a short girl

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.

sardar se kaha

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

Ek sardar Indian Flag

 Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar ji;

Sardar ji; 
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, 
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Promising merry christmas

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising merry christmas and fulfilling new year.

peace of Christmas

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.

God Bless Us, Every One!

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!"

Christmas is a time when everybody wants

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

charity in the heart

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart

Bless us Lord

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Merry X-mas

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

i want for christmas is you

if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

MARRY CHRISTMAS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

I am dreaming of white Christmas

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.

your christmas be filled with peace

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

peace of Christmas

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above.

Christmas gift suggestions:

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

Diwali Tips . . . .

Diwali Tips . . . .
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Aapke
gf/bf k diye huve
aur
aapke chhupaye
huve
photos/love letters/gifts
utha lo varna...
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Ghar ki
saaf-safayi karte samay
aapki mummy ko
wo sab mil sakta hai...
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Aur
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Uske baad
aapke ghar me
diwali se pehle hi
patakhe fut sakte hai......!!

What to do after you get BBM installed on your android Or IOS ?

What to do after you get BBM installed on your android Or IOS ?

1. Make your friends using blackberry feel like shit.

2. Share your BB pin everywhere.

3. Delete BBM for draining your battery.

4. Use whatsapp Again

2 Logo Ki Baaton Ka Kabhi Bura Nahi Maan Na Chahiye..

2 Logo Ki Baaton Ka Kabhi Bura Nahi
Maan Na Chahiye..
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1st Vo:" Jo Facebook Par Gali De Raha
Ho..
( kyuki Wo Bechara Real Me Aapka
Kuch Nahi Ukhaad Sakta )
Aur
2nd Wo:" Jo Exam Me Apka Viva Le Raha Ho..
( Qki Aap Uska Kuch Nahi Ukhaad
Sakte )

Santa was reading financial times..

Santa was reading financial times..
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Headlines: “Microsoft buys Whatsapp
for $8.5
billion.”
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Santa – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyoon,
Download Kar Leta

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega?

Hum To Kirayedar Hain

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

Santa thinking

Teacher: Giv 1 English wrd for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena?

Santa thinking
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Santa makes cal 2 airport

Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??

Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye

Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?

Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.

Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!

Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..

Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya

Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

Zndagi me

Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA...
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Jaise:"Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane
ka,
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Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane
ka,
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Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Library me books par pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi
muskurane ka..

toote hue dil se

In Rockstar-'toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!'....
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In exams-'chhute hue chapter se hi Questions nikalta hai!!

Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau…. Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!

Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai

Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai

Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai

Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai

Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai

Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai

COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai

Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge

Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai

Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai

Pehle jiss hasti ko lagbhag pura College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai

Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai

Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai

Woh College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai

Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai

Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai

Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai

Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhi na likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai

“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work please review it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai

Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!

Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..

Bohat Dino K Baad Kitab Kholi To Pata Chala..
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Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ye Bhi Nai Aata

saala ....... Ye Bhi Nai Aata

Ultimate truth of college lyf.

Ultimate truth of college lyf..
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if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl..
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and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl..

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT

MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT 

Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.

Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.

Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!

Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.

Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p