Nasha mohabbat ka

Nasha mohabbat ka ho ya sharab ka,
Hosh dono me kho jata hai,
Fark sirf itna hai,
Sharab sula deta hai,
Mohabbat rula deta hai.

A good teacher according to students is 1 who

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The StudentsBy Teaching While They Are Talking

PRINICIPAL

PRINICIPAL:Apne Bachhe Ko Jara
Tameez Sikhao aap!
PARENT:Kya Hua Sir?
PRINICIPAL: Application Form Ke
SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai-
"Kabhi Moka Hi Nahi Mila".

"Galat Fehmi"

Bhai ko bhai sE juda kar deti hai
"GF"
Maa ko bete se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Biwi aur pati ke beech jhagde
paida kar deti hai"GF"
Insan ko duniya se juda kar deti
hai"GF"
Gharon me jhagda paida kar deti
hai"GF"
"GF"matlab -"Galat Fehmi"...... jo
is waqt aap ko hui hai!
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Girl Friend to bechari Masoom hoti
hai.......

love

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Ooh LA-LA Ooh LA-LA,,..,,

Frndship means:
U Hapy,I Hapy.
U sad,I Sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh,I laugh.
U fal dwn in nala,I dance
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_/"\_ Ooh LA-LA Ooh LA-LA,,..,,

You

Life without You is like
Twitter without follower
Youtube without videos
Facebook without likes
And Google with no results

'I Love U

Teacher- 'Loffer' Aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai.?
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Student- Simple Mam..
Ladka 'I Love U' Bole To Loffer
Aur
Ladki 'I Love U' Bole To Offer

Good MORNING...!

Ae item chal uth!!
Suraj ugela h.
Chand dubela h.
Mast Flowr khilela h.
Jhakas Mahol banela h..
Bole to Apun Tere ko
Rapchik Gud Morng Bhejela h!
Good MORNING...!

Chikne!

2020 K GIRL-Oye Dekh Yr Kya mal jaRaha h
0yeMurgey Tera No Ky H?

Ldka:Aap K Ghar Me BAAP,vAI NHi h KYA?

Ldki:Baap Vai H,Pr
Tu Nhi H na Chikne!

falling in love

Meeting you was fate, becoming Your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control!!!

PHATAPHAT..

Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.
Teacher- India ki rajdhani ka kya naam hai.?
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Student- PHATAPHAT..